Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Favorite Things

One of my favorite Internet tools is the website says-it.com, where you can make wonderful signs of any sort to piss off people of your choosing by creating realistic signage, saying whatever pot stirring, muck raking, insurrectionist witticisms that flit through your fertile, mischievous brain. Originally only limited to church signs, it now includes many more possibilities for creating viral, fraudulent memes to chart how fast the online traffic is at any time of the day or night. Maybe even make it to BuzzFeed. Enjoy!


If there ever was a perfect match made in blog heaven for Double Wide Wisdom it is the blog "There I Fixed It". Yes, I know it's part of the Cheeseburger empire, but, WTF, it's funny. I can spend hours there, staring, mouth agape, as the photos and videos roll by, proving to me that, yes, humanity will not perish due to some random natural catastrophe, but purely by it's own ingenious application of it's problem solving abilities. Let the Apocalypse begin!

We're starting this thing off with a bang!

And letting you know right off the bat that IT'S NOT A TRAILER! IT'S A MOBILE HOME!

There, now that we got that one off our chests, let the incredibly brilliant blogging begin!